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I had a nightmare where Siren Head was trying to break my bedroom's window and kill me.

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We couldn't decide whether to cremate the body or bury it

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"I thought you said you weren't circumcised" she said, her sheepish smile fading into a wrinkle of confusion.

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I had a dream that I ate the world's largest mashmallow

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My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was a intruder in our house

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Finally, I've successfully killed myself.

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In preschool today, Miss Summers told us that all people are the same, and we need to treat all people with being nice to them and good!

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I already knew that I had sensitive skin, but my new face-mask burned my face, for some reason.

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My dad left to go buy milk and hasn’t come back for 3 years.

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I looked at myself in the mirror today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had a nightmare where Siren Head was trying to break my bedroom's window and kill me.	6
We couldn't decide whether to cremate the body or bury it	6
"I thought you said you weren't circumcised" she said, her sheepish smile fading into a wrinkle of confusion.	6
I had a dream that I ate the world's largest mashmallow	6
My wife woke me up last night to tell me there was a intruder in our house	6
Finally, I've successfully killed myself.	6
In preschool today, Miss Summers told us that all people are the same, and we need to treat all people with being nice to them and good!	6
I already knew that I had sensitive skin, but my new face-mask burned my face, for some reason.	6
My dad left to go buy milk and hasn’t come back for 3 years.	6
I looked at myself in the mirror today.	6